27 June, 2015

Life Goal: To Never Achieve Anything. Ever.


She finished school with 18.

Went to London for one year to earn money for her studies, earned a lot - but went home to Germany every other weekend and ended up with less than with what she had started.

Went to university to become a teacher and demanded from her biological father 100€ a month, even though her mum earns more than enough while her father has two other kids and doesn't even earn half of what her mother earns.

She doesn't work in her semester breaks because she's 'better than people who have to work in a bar or something'.

She gets married with 23.

Instead of finishing her studies as soon as possible she studies for more than 7 years.

And instead of finally doing her first state exam she gets pregnant 1 1/2 years before it.

She takes another break from her studies but still wants her biological father to give her 100€ a month.

She has the baby.

One month later she calls to ask her dad for even more money because she has decided to not finish her teacher training but start with a 3-year apprenticeship. The baby has to go to nursery school with less than 2 months, and as soon as she has finished her apprenticeship she'll have to move to a different country every 3 years.


And after wasting all this time and money she still is the better child.
F*ck you?!

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