Sauerkraut and Biscuits

My dad is such a fucking arsehole, I can't believe it...

Yesterday the people from the company he works for had their annual BBQ. They already started at around 1pm, and after some time the steaks and bratwursts were all gone (of course). But he stayed for "one or two beers".

With every hour he was there my mum got more and more annoyed, because he's unable to hold his drink and she was sure that he was still drinking. At around 11pm a co-worker brought some vodka and instead of saying no (because he normally hates vodka) and walking home (about 1 minute and 30 seconds) he stayed and started drinking that as well. When he finally decided to walk those 1 minute 30 seconds back to our house he first vomited in our garden and then decided to cool a bit down by jumping in the little channel behind the house - completely drunk in the middle of the night after a heavy shower.

I'm 100% sure every stupid teenager wouldn't be that dumb.